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epic lore for all the lore perverts out there :
I was once a sad and lonely 72 year old man but then one day after suffering a heart attack on the streets of London, I woke up in some random osu players basement. He tried to teach me the way of osu, but my old nimble 72 year old fingers and depleting eyesight couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the circles on screen. I tried my very best but could barely pass mid 3* maps. With my failing health and lackluster osu skills, there was not much hope. But the random osu player had a plan... Not only was he a renowned osu champion, but he was studying ancient isekai texts, and was certain he had enough experience to perform an advanced ritual. One day when I was knocked out on sleeping meds, he cleared a space in the basement, drew some symbols on the floor, and dragged my limp body to the middle of it. Then he balanced his spare computer on top of my chest. Now all he had to do was activate the floor symbol and turn the computer on. (I know all this because he told me how he did it later). One second I was having a nice little snooze trying to sleep off the arthritis and carpel tunnel, next thing I know I'm bodyless, floating in the aether. All I could feel was my consciousness. I was dead. Or was I? Apparently a few years passed before the osu basement guy was able to make contact with me, but it felt like maybe 2 weeks to me. TWO WEEKS OF LONELY CONFUSION. I almost went crazy. Anyways, dude finally contacts me and explains that my soul belonged to the osu gods now, so naturely that means i got turned into an anime girl that's apparently forever trapped in his computer and the internet. He told me that since I don't have to worry about old people things anymore, and can focus on becoming an osu legend. I told him I'd rather just play osu for fun, and also would like to play other games as well. I didn't think he'd agree, but to my surprise he was pretty chill and was like 'yeah sure whatever'. But now I understand. There is no leaving osu. You always come back next time. There is no osu for fun. Sure you can have fun while playing it, but it's not simply something you can do casually. Especially not for someone in my position. so yeah thats basically it. Nowadays I spend my time playing video games, watching anime, and performing my weekly osu quota in this dudes basement.
(yes i wrote this while bored at my wage cuck job) (edit: i am unemployed now)
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