Quote #1 this is not the cat leg you're looking for
Quote #2 the first rule of cat leg: never talk about cat leg
Quote #3 the cat leg does not exist, the cat leg does not exist!
Quote #4 we're gonna need a bigger cat leg
Quote #5 wherefore art thou cat leg?
Quote #6 i've had it with this motherfucking cat leg in this motherfucking chat
Quote #7 the cat leg is a lie
Quote #8 there is no cat leg
Quote #9 want a cat leg? They're from Oaxaca!
Quote #10 We all stan AGB
Quote #11 Single as a pringle.
Quote #12 Why does the dramatic moment have to be this fucking puzzle?
Quote #13 What am I supposed to be doing?
Quote #14 I just don't want you to be naked.
Quote #15 Do we need another guava Julie?
Quote #16 Taken as a bacon!
Quote #17 Oh god, the plan's not going as planned!
Quote #18 Bye guys! Good luck being a clicker!
Quote #19 Remember to take your pills, kids!
Quote #20 Murder, woohoo!
Quote #21 Remember you are amazing and fantastic and agb stans you!
Quote #22 Pulled a muscle in my ass again!
Quote #23 Heard.
Quote #24 Julie is a good chicken nugget.
Quote #25 We all stan for the Goose!
Quote #26 I'm Nancy Fucking Drew
Quote #27 Don't cast a kitten!
Quote #28 oh! It has ears! I forgot it has ears!
Quote #29 it’s fingers need to be attached to its arm!
Quote #30 I basically touched Ryan gosling
Quote #31 That gecko has no neck!
Quote #32 I mean I'm close to death, but hey, who's complaining?
Quote #33 I could do that all day - AAAAHHHHH!
Quote #34 we all stan juliepluscats!
Quote #35 We all stan Yolo!
Quote #36 We all stan Hex!
Quote #37 UGH I better see if someone's murdering my fiancé
Quote #38 sword plus glasses equals blind swordsman
Quote #39 I know they have necks!
Quote #40 how am I supposed to pay a bill if I can't pay it?
Quote #41 shut your feet up!
Quote #42 oh god oh god! I didn’t mean to do any of this!
Quote #43 that guy just really needs to quiet his footies!
Quote #44 I’ve fought imaginary elves tougher than you!
Quote #45 Well, I guess you can live anywhere...
Quote 46 oooh I clicked and it was too late!
Quote 47 yeah that’s what happens when you don’t shut your feet up.
Quote 48 I don’t know why I’m so hot.
Quote 49 vitamin agb!
Quote 50 Such loud footies!!
Quote 51 what the? Who is shooting me and from where?
Quote 52 im just gonna camp-AAAHHHH! hes dead...
Quote 53 Dip...dip. What was it called? Something fucking dip?
Quote 54 oh no! There’s confetti under my mouse!!
Quote 55 I can kill you while crouching.
Quote 56 have fun being alive now!
Quote 57 Yeah, I'm just a jackass, it's fine.
Quote 58 Guys I hit him in the face!
Quote 59 SERIOUS HEART HANDS!
Quote 60 we stan Tan!
Quote 61 tatAAAAAHHHH!
Quote 62 I'm a fucking big daddy
Quote 63 I love you but goodbye!
Quote 64 Ok, now flip through the book like a crazy lady.
Quote 65 All I wanted was a vending machine y'know? Is it that hard to ask for a fucking vending machine?
Quote 66 No you gotta go WAHHHH!
Quote 67 Oh my god this is already going off the rails!
Quote 68 let me pause this so something doesn’t pop out and fuck up my day.
Quote 69 Nice.
Quote 70 christ on a fucking shit stick
Quote 71 Oh god! This is a bad idea!!
Quote 72 Death hook for the win!
Quote 73 Oh my God my hoodie sleeve is incapacitating me!
Quote 74 I just wandered off into the sunset!
Quote 75 hey flapjack!
Quote 76 BORK BORK!!
Quote 77 Oh my god does everyone and their mom want to talk to me?!
Quote 78 chicketato 🍗🥔
Quote 79 On me the killer is, I should run...Hrmmm.
Quote 80 It’s a masterpiece!
Quote 81 Of course the cards are gone you fucking moron!
Quote 82 I swear I’m just nuts it’s fine!
Quote 83 He was framed Ned! Do you have the memory of a goldfish?!?
Quote 84 rip my pips yo
Quote 85 If I die, I die.
Quote 86 Well I can tell just from your words what a cutie patootie you are.
Quote 87 Tone down the danger a little bit!
Quote 88 I went with a dark motif today because this game is dark as fuck.
Quote 89 Just wait until my nap is over you flying fuck!
Quote 90 clickity clickity clickity click!
Quote 91 Oh you’re still dead? Rip
Quote 92 The sky is gorgeous..... but I am afraid!
Quote 93 Where in the friggity fuck are they??
Quote 94 Lets leave that here... that shits heavy as hell!
Quote 95 stamina food..... heart food... HEARTY food!
Quote 96 no! I need a stamina carrot not a swift carrot!
Quote 97 I'm feeling like I should just let you live (for now)
Quote 98 Sometimes just don't use your eyes guys!
Quote 99 so um why the fuck am I all the way over here?!?
Quote 100 Ooo What's gonna be the hundredth quote guys? Is it gonna be some dumb shit?
Quote 101 100 TAMPONS!
Quote 102 You do not give me a thing to properly do the thing in my thing.
Quote 103 "chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp"
Quote 104 Alright I saved the fucking caterpillar... Let’s move on I guess.
Quote 105 singing Oh my god why is that all up in my face?!?
Quote 106 I wanted this beet juice and I couldn't find the expiration date.
Quote 107 Fuck your bookcases.
Quote 108 Imagine paying attention while playing a game... Couldn’t be me!
Quote 109 Dude! I can heal you you fuck face!
Quote 110 My confusion is infinite.
Quote 111 We all stan Benny!!
Quote 112 We all stan chair stream!
Quote 113 ok I’ll bail your goose ass out!
Quote 114 Hang on let me shake some of this confetti out of my keyboard....
Quote 115 Remember guys when you don’t have enough room in your shirt look to your headphones!
Quote 116 I don't pay attention to what comes out of my mouth guys.
Quote 117 God damn it, why does it have to get dark every night?
Quote 118 Avocado come get my ass if that’s you crouching over there!
Quote 119 "we bed feet" -grace
Quote 120 I was gonna start wars anyway
Quote 121 "I scream, you scream, we all scream for chair stream!" -plaguerat306
Quote 122 I’m gonna get me some herbs to make potions.... makes me feel like a fucking wizard!
Quote 123 I really be forgetting about that guy in the basement
Quote 124 "Rember your top hat and you'll be fine!" -gracegeese
Quote 125 I would also appreciate you not chewing on my ass.... thanks!
Quote 126 "Why is there corn in my pocket?" "oh I kind of put it in your pocket when you were in the fridge!"
Quote 127 why does stretching feel so good bro?
Quote 128 "happy 9/11" -mrgrimreaper6
Quote 129 turnip the beet?
Quote 130 "Nancy bi confirmed" -peppermintcutie
Quote 131 "remove the two hands of the clock and jerk off the face" "...okay 1930s"
Quote 132 Okay Nancy, your 1930s are showing!
Quote 133 We all stan Bert!
Quote 134 Geesh.... That wasn’t chill at all! I was trying to get my memory back you robot fucks!
Quote 135 "my name looks ridiculous, I quit." -quack
Quote 136 high pitch I GOT A PRY BARRRRR!!!
Quote 137 restall
Quote 138 happy agb is best agb
Quote 139 You’d think I’d keep better track of my birds!
Quote 140 "stay in your lane, tumbleweeds!" -gracegeese
I like to start late afternoon or night!
Monday = Zelday - we play a Legend of Zelda game, as we're playing them in order!
Seriously Chillin Saturday - something will happen, probably
Every Other Night - FPS, strategy, artistic, story-based, indie, retro, platformer, comedic, puzzle, and anything good I can get my hands on. I take suggestions!
Also, check out the schedule on Discord because I update it every Monday!