The golden rule I hold above all others is "don't be a dick." The internet is full of enough jerks that I don't need them here. Respect everyone (but a bit of snark is always welcome) and I'm sure we'll all have a great time.
Here's what I'm sporting:
A garbage 10 year old processor (i9 - 11900K)
A motherboard found in the dumpster (Asus TUF Gaming Z590)
RAM was purchased from my 10 year old cousin (G.Skill Trident Z Neo 32GB)
Sexual favor for the graphics board (MSI RTX 3080 Ventus 3x)
My soul to the devil himself for the storage (M.2 NVMe 1TB)
The rest was traded for the little dignity I had left :)