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Heinrich Bӧll once wrote “I am a clown...and I collect moments.” Peter is one such collector. Many of these moments were collected at his favorite local bar, PremierOne, from which this channel takes its name.
Driven by an infernal engine, Pete and his friend Kupo beat back the veil of sleep in pursuit of these moments: moments of sweet victory nestled in a rich bed of enduring failure. If you, too, are one of the restless ones, join Pete nightly from the land of the rising sun.
Want to look like Pete? Too bad. God (mercifully) broke the mold after him. But not to worry: you can cosplay as The Natural Playboy himself for a small fee!
Feel the authentic neck sweat with one of his custom PremierTwo scarves. They’re perfect for winter, or for being a pasty internet weirdo in the summer! Want to proudly display your browsing history?
Pick up a PremierTwo t-shirt and show the world what you do in the shadows. The sons of Peter do not talk; they act. Buy now!
*Abusive or racist comments are not tolerated. Let’s also keep politics off the stream (and no, keeping politics out of the stream is not an inherently political choice. There are certainly more condescending streams who would love your patronage!).
*Don't post links or spam (unless it’s really good, but follow this rule of thumb: think to yourself—this is probably not very good and then, if after an abundance of caution and self-reflection you still feel unashamed posting the link, post away).
*Pete is king of trash talk and backseat gaming, so reasonable trash talk/back-seating is acceptable, even encouraged, given you don't get personal or post spoilers. Just have fun with it.
*Not following these rules can lead to timeout or permanent ban. Many places have banned Pete and those who love him refer to his childhood as “timeout.” Don’t think he won’t do it to you.
*Any information regarding the Zoanthrope Liberation Front supersedes the stream and is requested.
*Most importantly, if you choose to violate any of the above rules, please remember that Gozer the Traveler will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Have a game you want to see? A question for Pete? Ready to join a band of merry miscreants from around the globe? Then Petey has you covered. Drop into the Discord and let us know what you want to see beaten, bested, and brutally broken (it’s either the game or Peter, and the safe money is on Pete).
Can’t get enough Pete? Check out the clips, highlights, memes, and more! At PremierTwo, there’s always room for another pal and another round (but Pete insists you’re buying).
Join Peter and Ian as they delve back into the glory days of NBA basketball.
Every week, the pair will each open a pack of sealed 90s NBA trading cards and draft a player into their respective teams, but who will build the best one? Will it be Kemp or Grandmama? Stockton or Payton? Bradley or Muresan?
Tune in for all of these dilemmas and more.
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