Mr John Robertson! Stand-up comic and human hurricane. Improviser, author, insult comic, madman. Created live-action videogame The Dark Room wrote The Little Town of Marrowville
Looks like a magician, probably a wizard.
Fighting out of London, UK.
I'm ON TOUR! Click image for tickets!
THE DARK ROOM shows for OCTOBER 2023 - FEBRUARY 2024 ARE:
Nov 5th Edinburgh @ The Stand Nov 17th London @ Soho Theatre Nov 25th Whitehaven @ Rosehill Nov 26th Glasgow @ The Stand Dec 2nd Newcastle @ The Stand Jan 12th London @ Soho Theatre Feb 10th Leicester @ Sue Townsend Theatre
Live Twitch comedy shows 6 days a week + touring Dark Room + stand-up shows on-sale!
DISCORD Jump in John Robertson Community to hang out with delightful weirdos of the Robbotron stream!
12pm GMT Mon, Tues, Wed, Fri - The 12 Whole PMs Show! Live comedy anarchy, chat, characters, marble racing, whatever we feel like!
MON: Monday Night Snackdown - 8pm GMT - grown man eats weird food for your enjoyment
WED: CRAP VIDEOGAMES NIGHT - 7pm BST - the worst of gaming, now in your eyes!
FRI The Dark Room - 7pm GMT Brutal real-life text adventure comedy show takes on the chat. Now with added DLC, characters + maps! "NOT TO BE MISSED" - The Guardian
SAT Unboxing Stream - 12pm BST - John opens reader mail! Lots of craziness has come through the P.O box! It's amazing!
SAT The Dark Room - 7pm BST Brutal real-life text adventure comedy show takes on the chat. Now with added DLC, characters + maps! "NOT TO BE MISSED" - The Guardian
SUN: Sunday Lunch With Yer Dad - 12pm BST G'day kids! Your mum's dropped you off and it's time to have lunch with your Divorced Aussie Dad (D.A.D), I'll cook youse up a feed!
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Also Streamlabs which'll play your donation onscreen.
Thanks so much!
And if you're skint, that's okay - just enjoy the shows and tell some people.
Community!
Join Darren's Flamboyant Potato Appreciation Society on Facebook! They're funny, raise money for charity, and are beautiful. Nearly 1000 members, and they've been wonderful to me.
The Darrenzord are charting their way out of The Dark Room. They are damn cool.
The John Robertson Community Discord group has forums, voice chat and is fun. People chill out, shoot the shit, show off their art and pets. It's excellent.
My tech set up has been beautifully supplied by the nice folk at Razer
My chair is from the nice folks at NobleChairs and is unreasonably comfortable.
THE DARK ROOM exists as a Steam Early Access game! And for the first time, money from sales goes to me! 1 hour of motion-captured abuse awaits - and however long it takes you to escape. Several ways out, only one good.
Full disclosure - I'm having lovely chats with studios to finish the other 2 1/2 hours of the game, but have no timeline right now of when that'll be - and if you've upgraded your MacOS, don't put this behind the wheel of your car, it will crash.
Want to contribute to the stream? I'm currently hunting some things to really improve the setup (and also stuff for my everyday use - like black shirts and black jeans - the world's finest garments!)
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