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I open my mouth sometimes and words come out, most of the time they don't make sense. Sometimes I just don't talk. This is normal, please do not report it to authoritative or medical figures.
Sub Perks include but not limited to: Unique Channel Emotes Ad-Free Viewing Sub Badge Permission to tell me to "sit".
Our few Rules:
Don't say "sit" or any variant unless you pay my bills (its a sub perk).
Don't Backseat
Don't be a nonce
Keyboard + Mouse: Some cheap $8-$15 basic models I get at Walmart or Target.
-ABOUT ME-
30+ year old boomer Bachelors in Accounting Solo'd Theatre of Blood on a Hardcore, then died the next day. Playing on/off since 2004 (classic) Never maxed
If my sarcasm bothers you, I'm sorry. I just want to make people laugh, mostly at my own expense. I'm not actually evil I promise.
If I miss chat messages, that's normal. I'm bad at multi tasking and most of the time I'm prioritizing the game I'm playing.
Have even more money you don't want? Got banned? Want to support my cat? Click the Keg!
$1/100 bits - Enables text to speech $3/300bits - Song Request, please give a spotify link (If it's buns I'm skipping it) $10 - Get unbanned (can be banned again if you end up deserving it again) $50 - Ban ANYONE in the stream for 24hrs (even if its a mod)
69 Bits: Teleblock Sound 70 Bits: Ice Barrage Sound 71 Bits: Re-dead Scream 72 Bits: Windows Notification 73 Bits: Discord Ping 74 Bits: Collection Log Slot 75: Dying on my HCIM 420 Bits: Lots of Discord Pings 500 Bits: AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH 690 Bits: Discord Call Sound 750 Bits: Inspirational Carrot 1000 Bits: Inspirational Steps 1337 Bits: Ruin Everyones Ears 1500 Bits: Inspirational Brain 2000 Bits: Inspirational Pencil 2500 Bits: Inspirational Path
Gift 1 Sub: Pyramids of Gargalon Gift 5 Subs: Everyone Rolls Gift 10 Subs: Stellas n all that Gift 20 Subs: One big Stella Bottle
