Hello. I’m Adam Pacitti. You may remember me from Cultaholic, WhatCulture, or the bushes outside your bathroom window.
I’ve been making stupid stuff for the internet for over fifteen years and I’m now giving full time streaming a go.
If you like old-school British TV, nostalgic internet rabbit holes, or people who can’t play video games but always try their hardest then this may be the place for you.
If you are feeling especially generous and want to donate then you can do so here!
There’s a £3 minimum for text to speech, which is enabled during the start of each show then turned off during shows/gameplay.
Monday - 7PM-10PM UK Time
Patch Notes is a “traditional” video gaming stream where I play a variety of retro and contemporary games, as voted for by viewers.
Tuesday - 7PM-10PM UK Time
CU Next Tuesday (sorry, mum) is a 90s/00s British TV shows watch-along show. These are always unpredictable, sometimes problematic, and occasionally downright disastrous.
Wednesday - 7PM-10PM UK Time
Raised By The Internet is a new show which takes a deep dive into a random year in internet history. Together, we examine what went viral, popular games of the time, news and trends, and flashback clips.
There's also a Patreon-exclusive stream at 7PM UK time every Thursday and I'll stream randomly if I've got nothing on (which is often) so make sure your notifications are enabled so you can see when I go live.
VODs are stored on Twitch for 7 days. However, these do occasionally get taken down/muted due to copyright issues.
A full and unedited stream archive is available to stream or download and keep forever on my Patreon.
I really try to keep my streams as relaxed as terms of service allow when it comes to rules. I quite enjoy the chaos, to be honest. That said, please don’t spam, bully, do illegal things, backseat game, or use slurs.
Anyone who acts like a bellend will be timed-out or banned.
I can’t thank you enough if you’re even considering supporting me on Patreon as it's the only way I can really make this work as a full-time job.
In exchange for your generosity, there are some great rewards available including a weekly Patreon-exclusive bonus stream (featuring all of the stuff I’d love to do on Twitch but wouldn’t get away with due to their terms of service), a full ad-free VOD archive of every stream available to stream or download, signed merch, and Producer credits.
I can be reached via email at [email protected]. Please make sure to use a relevant subject line.
You can send physical mail to me at the following address:
Adam Pacitti 416 Aidan House 401 Sunderland Rd Gateshead United Kingdom NE8 3HU
This is a mail forwarding service, not my physical address. Please don’t turn up expecting to see me. Also, please don’t send me any mental bollocks.
You can request a personalised video message from me here! This truly is the perfect gift for the person in your life who you don't care about that much.
If you enjoy my content and want to chat with like-minded mentalists then you should join my Discord server here!
Whatever your feelings are towards me, there is a T-Shirt available for you. You can buy one here.
