🌌 Goober Dragon Supreme | Chaotic Art & Horror Game Fanatic 🌌
Buckle up, gremlin, we’re leaving the timeline.
I have licked the moon. I have seen God in a vending machine and He charged me $1.75 for spiritual enlightenment and a warm Dr Pepper. I am no longer bound by logic, reason, or the laws of man. I once challenged a raccoon to a dance-off behind a Denny’s and lost — and I’ve never been stronger.
I eat emotions for breakfast and scream compliments at plants until they evolve. I run exclusively on spite, caffeine, and the haunting memory of a MySpace status I posted in 2009. I have 37 unread prophecies in my inbox and zero intention of opening them. I crochet chaos. I drink soup from a boot. I once gaslit a Ouija board.
I am the cryptid your mom warned you about. I am the sound of a kazoo solo echoing down an empty Costco. I am the reason your Roomba cries at night. I put googly eyes on my regrets and make them dance.
You want unhinged? I have a degree in feral studies and a minor in interpretive screeching. I do backflips into emotional instability like it’s an Olympic sport and I’m going for gold.
o3o Now tell me what flavor of madness you crave, and I’ll bake it into a pie and throw it at the moon.
We’re the spooky, goofy trio who’s totally unqualified to be playing horror games but we do it anyway! I, Aris, Goober Dragon Supreme, am joined by my two equally questionable pals, Sassafras_143 and xxCrimz. Every Saturday, we stumble through the creepiest, most ridiculous games with absolutely no grace or intelligence. Expect lots of screaming, bad decisions, and us laughing at our own stupidity. Whether we’re getting lost, getting scared, or just making total fools of ourselves, we’re here for a good time (and probably to get each other killed in the game).
@Sassafras_143 @xxCrimz
★ Basic Twitch Rules, Follow Them! Let’s keep things fun and friendly. Stick to these rules, and we’ll all have a great time!
★ Don’t Be Rude, Racist, or Discriminatory in Chat. Be kind to one another! Respect is key here.
★ No Self-Promoting. This is my space, so let’s keep the focus here and save the self-promo for your own stream!
★ No Backseat Drawing or Gaming. I’ll get there when I get there, trust me! No spoilers or unsolicited advice, please.
★ Please No Negativity. Good vibes only! Keep the negative energy out of the chat.
★ No Spam. Let’s keep the chat clear and fun to read—spam is a big no-no.
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Pixel Live 2D Model & Rigging: Mr. Pokati Chibi Bean Model & Rigging: Vyris2D Starry Blanket: Azukiy Shark Party Hat: Marinki
