Check stats about you, including how many dunks you have, your rank with the bot, and how many dunks you have spent
The bot will tell you why the last command you entered didn't work, such as not enough dunks, cooldown, etc.
Attack a random chatter or targeted chatter. Dunks deducted given in [square brackets] are set aside for !stealdunks. Examples:
!brawl !brawl @badassgamez
Take dunks from Matt's massive teabag and set them aside for !stealdunks
Take between 80% to 100% of the dunks set aside in brawls and Matt unbeefs. 1 hour global cooldown. 2 hour cooldown for the last user.
Generate a random number between 1 and 100, or provide your own upper end. Examples:
!roll !roll 1000
Give yourself or a target chatter over 69 million dunks. Actual dunks you have are saved and recovered once beefup is removed from you. Only one chatter can be beefed up at a time. WARNING: YOU CAN NEITHER GAIN NOR LOSE YOUR ACTUAL DUNKS WHILE BEEFED. MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT BEEFED WHEN REDEEMING CHANNEL POINTS FOR DUNKS!!! BEEF UP THE BOT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TARGET SOMEONE ELSE. Example:
!beefup !beefup @rockhardbot
You have a 55% chance to take dunks from a target @chatter, but there is a 45% chance you give dunks to them instead Example:
!swapwith @badassgamez
Combines a random action, a random target, and a random possession of the target to create a crazy message.
You can send Matt a tip that shows up in stream at StreamLabs
Or, you can send a tip anonymously at PayPal
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