-You are an awesome person. -Treat others like the awesomeness that you are. -Be Kind. Rewind. -Tell your dog I said hi. -Obey.

hi. i'm sam. you can call me baX. i live in seattle with my wife (bri), our two dogs (bow and arrow), and our tortoise (einstein).

i'm a lifelong gamer who conquered mrs. pacman on the sega genesis with the help of Mike, a friend from down the street, who I haven't seen since 1996.

the distractions are a part of the show because they are a part of me. enjoy them as much as i do. mostly because i can't help it.

my co-worker called me a mad scientist.

i have a BA in Visual Art from Boise State University. (2012)

I like books and music and FEELING EMOTIONS.

favorite games: -halo 1,2,3 -death stranding -control -starcraft 1,2 -rocket league -tf2 -smash bros -hollow knight -hades

enjoy your stay. teach me something. <3

Things I Use: xbox controller a cactus plant (i lost the cactus plant) coffee (usually) unused expo markers (they're used now)

8/12/2025 update: -launchpad mini -5 harddrives from my first computers (15 years ago and onwards, i'm afraid to connect them) -a stack of arcade tokens only good for PoJo's in Boise, Idaho (relocated to a windowsill) -a copy of West's Business Law (to hold the microphone up) -a copy of Exiles Volume 1: The Ruins of Ambrai (to hold West's Business Law up) -a stopwatch that beeps randomly