Q) How old are you?
A) Pretty dang old. I was alive when Nixon was President.
Q) Where do you live?
A) I live in a place called Nebraska. It's a lot like Eastern Rohan, but we have Iowans instead of Orcs.
Q) What are some of your other interests besides gaming?
A) I enjoy sticking it to The Man, fishing, and flying radio controlled aircraft
Q) If I donate to you or subscribe to your Twitch channel, will you send me nude photos?
A) Only by request, and they will be screen caps of Kathy Bates going full frontal in the hot tub scene from "About Schmidt."
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