“My PC runs on hopes, dreams, and a mild fear of opening more than 3 tabs.”
“Specs so low, even the calculator app asks if I’m sure.”
“I don’t have a graphics card, I have a suggestion of graphics.”
“My PC doesn’t run games… it negotiates with them.”
“Built different (incorrectly).”
“I click ‘launch’ and my PC files a complaint.”
“Cooling system: opening a window.”
“RGB? Yeah—Really Getting Burned.”
“My FPS stands for Frames Per Struggle.”
“Upgrading soon… emotionally, not financially.”