Welcome to the end of my life (in minecraft). This is a professional stream. No, seriously. Don't believe me? Good.
Rules:
If you do get banned and feel it wasn't justified, you'll be extremely disappointed to know that there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Chances are you'll only get timed out for a week depending on the severity of the crimes against twitch chat. Take it too far at your own risk. I will still love you regardless.
((Bit alerts are subject to change))
25 Bits : BAWNK!
50 Bits : Beeptuus (w/ TTS)
69 Bits : Michael Rosen Nice (Streamlabs)
100 Bits : STFU BORT (30s)
420 Bits : Big Lez (Streamlabs)
1200 Bits : Audio clip from 2017 of Bort singing Sayori's poem from Doki Doki Literature Club (Cringe Warning) (Streamlabs)
DISCLAIMER: You are by no means obligated to use/pay for these. It's all for sh*ts and giggles.
Sometimes needed, always appreciated, never enforced.
All donations will directly go towards upgrading the stream, beer, video games, non-pineapple pizza, and beer. Some of it could also go towards beer. The only reason they are non-refundable is because I don't know how to Paypal, so please please PLEASE be careful with your money.
To all of the lovely people who have subbed/cheered/donated to me thus far, I cannot thank you enough and am still baffled that you would do so. I am forever grateful and will continue strippi.... uhh... paying it forward when possible.
Sidenote: Don't waste your money on me.
Special thanks to Brotius for donating to FrankerFaceZ in my name!
GAMES FINISHED ON STREAM (in no particular order):
Not an avid challenge runner, but I do them sometimes when I feel like malding more than usual:
I am not creative when it comes to #art in any sense, so all my appreciation and love goes out to these beautiful nerds listed below:
Piromanyac: For creating mortuuSbag, InTheBag (BTTV), BortPls (BTTV).
v__virgin: For creating mortuuS and mortuuSpeek after my constant annoying pleas, the 1 year golden Sub Badge, as well as mortBlind (BTTV and 75k bits reward), stinkyBort (BTTV and 25k bits reward), pogoHuh (BTTV), peepoBortOnAGoose (BTTV, Tier 1), mortREE (BTTV, Tier 1), and for helping edit mortuuSWeird (Tier 1) without praising my obvious artistic talents smh tbh.
nrdrns: For creating base meme Sub Badge, bortPOP and bortCHIPS (BTTV, Tier 1), the SotC BRB screen loop, as well as the amazing illustration of his Bloathead MLGS build that I stole from him. Just like his box. Which is mine now btw.
that_red_tryhard: For creating mortWAT (BTTV) and for being a piece of dry Bread WeirdDude
KING_HUMPTY COMMISSIONED A BULLY (LIDUSKA) TO MAKE THE BULLY, CRY, AND LOCKER EMOTES HOLY FLIP LIDU IS STILL A NERD THO BUT I LOVE THEM BOTH SM
Show them all the love your heart has left to offer, but only if it pleases you. They are wonderful, wonderful people.