Name: CareFreeBomb, aka "CFB", "That's Not CFB", "Cee Eff Bee", "CFB #2", "Bomb", "CareFree", "CFG", "Care Package", "Carebear", "Carebomb", "Care F-Bomb", "Care", "Bombo", "Strimmer", "Bomberman", "Cool James Corden", "CBT", "C Bomb", "Mr. Lucas FreeBomb", "The Jolly Red Giant", "clotfreeblood", "cfsleep", "cfbae", "gingy", "balm", "Carefree Bambino", "xfb", "La Bamba", "GINGER CAVE MAN WHO HAS JAZZY KEYBOARD FINGIES", "Buh-bomb", "CrystalFlashBomb", "KERPRIBAM", "Sea of Bees", "Mr. CFB", "Cake For Baking", "Ungovernable Pogchampion", "SeaFB", "CareFeetBomb", "the whip cheese god", "CFBeast", "Carefree Abdul Jabomb", "C.F. Burger Creamery", Michael the Memer, Lucas / Luke
Pronouns: he / him
Height: 6'4"
Eyes: Blue
Current Hell: Wisconsin, USA
Occupation: Software Developer
Zodiac: Cancer
RL Stat Priority: Cha > Wis > Con > Int > Str > Dex
Affiliation: House Mormont, "For the Horde", Circle of the Moon Druid, The Zerg Swarm, Moderna Mob, GURT GANG
Games: Chrono Trigger, Clone Hero, Devotion, Donkey Kong Country, EarthBound / Mother 2, Fallout 3, Half-Life 2, Halo 2, Final Fantasy IX, Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix, Minecraft, Pokémon Red, Quake, Resident Evil (2002), Resident Evil 2 (1998), Rock Band 2, Silent Hill 2, StarCraft: Brood War, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Valheim
Music: grunge, alternative, 90s europop, electronic, hip hop, 80s pop, 2000s garage rock, jazz, alt metal, Queens of the Stone Age, Soundgarden, Daft Punk, Nine Inch Nails, KNOWER
TV: The X-Files, King of the Hill, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Twin Peaks, Fringe, Parks and Recreation, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Anime: Cowboy Bebop (1997), Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, Trigun (1998), JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Movies: John Carpenter's The Thing, Hot Fuzz, George Romero's Day of the Dead, The Matrix, Aladdin, The Wedding Singer, Evil Dead 2, Alien, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Shaun of the Dead
Food & Drink: cheese curds (squeaky and fried), Spotted Cow beer, spinach aka spinny, tacos, milk tea (BUT NO BOBA BALLS), matcha/green tea flavored Kit-Kats, alfredo and pesto but also every pasta, Coca-Cola, peanut butter cup ice cream
Misc Likes: sleeping with a fan on, karaoke, the art of Salvador Dalí, a good butt, nocturnal life, that gif of the gorilla intensely eating, playing bass guitar poorly
Misc Dislikes: mathematical proofs, swipe apps, hard liquor, the entire month of December, dishonesty, Hulu, that the first 'p' in 'php' stands for 'php', public restrooms, the existence of the show The Big Bang Theory, having to defend how I pronounce 'gif', the state of Illinois
Most of us beat ourselves up over small things and don't celebrate our own victories enough, so therefore enjoy (or don't) this unabashed self-aggrandizement.
❗ Within top 4% of all hardcore ranked users on RetroAchievements [2023-11-08]
❗ Ran Devotion and Super Mario World Randomizer in Breaking the Habit 2023 benefitting the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention [2023-10-14]
❗ Remained live 24 hours a day for a whopping 37 days (Never do this) [2023-04-01]
❗ Within top 5% of all hardcore ranked users on RetroAchievements [2023-01-23]
❗ Showcased Clone Hero in the Breaking the Habit 2022 Marathon [2022-10-15]
❗ Remained live 24 hours a day for an entire week [2022-09-05]
❗ Streamed 48 hours with no sleep [2021-11-07]
❗ Daily streams for an entire month [2021-02-28]
❗ World record holder for Home Alone (NES) (shared with over 100 others lol) [2020-12-18]
❗ Programmed own stream effects from scratch in TypeScript, CSS, PHP, SQL
❗ Over 9 years raised more than $9,000 individually and $25,000 in the Bombsquad team for Extra Life benefitting Children's Miracle Network Hospitals
Direct Tipping: All amounts are non-refundable. Thank you!
PayPal (StreamElements): https://streamelements.com/carefreebomb/tip
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/carefreebomb
Through Twitch: Subscribing:
If you have Amazon Prime, then you also have Twitch Prime, which allows you to subscribe (equivalent to a standard level 1) to one channel each month for free.
On Discord: Nitro Server Boost - Be displayed higher on the members list and have your own unique username color.
Occasionally you may see my cats. Look at them. They are good.
Rosie is beige with a hint of orange, and maybe 7. She is sassy to strangers and will loudly scream while attacking room contents, interrupting streams.
Raji crossed the Rainbow Bridge on 2023/03/03. He was my best friend, and is now able to get all of the rest he deserves. He enjoyed playing fetch with plastic straws, headbutting my chin at my desk, big sink drinks, and window sitting.
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Retro:
You can get the list of all text inputs for the SFX redeem by clicking the panel header, by entering "!sfx" / "!soundlist" in chat, or by using the following link: https://www.carefreebomb.com/sfx/
Don't light the Bomb's fuse.
Don't light the Bomb's fuse.
No racist, bigoted, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, or any other kind of harmful or hateful stuff.
You can be vulgar (say the F word and talk about privates), just don't break rule #3.
Preferably no actual serious religious or political discussions unless specifically started by streamer.
Don't mention your age if it is under 18, even jokingly. Immediate ban.
Please ask before backseating, giving spoilers, tips, or advice (even if you don't think it is).
No self-promotion, repeatedly talking about your stream, or saying you're leaving to go stream.
Ultimately just be respectful and not a complete dingus and use common sense and all of that good stuff.
Only the most hopeless and dedicated among the Bombsquad may earn the right to be immortalized on this very panel. "How", you ask, "can I too get 'The Big PP?'" The path ahead is paved with perilous lurking and mountains of retro crust. You must acquire 100,000 channel points, forge them into a reward, and subsequently dump them into the Twitch Abyss whence they came. A small price for salvation.
DRock4Real1324 : 2020-02-15 "I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific."
Baronvcreepy : 2020-02-27 "This is my Proof of Omega."
RedDempshun : 2020-05-23 "YEET"
VincentNtp : 2020-06-05 "♂do♂you♂like♂what♂you♂see♂"
thebutteredlugia : 2020-06-07 "The Big PP, I'm really feeling it"
spacecadetgalletas : 2020-06-07 "gah-YEH-tas"
frozentomato: 2020-09-05 "You know what I like the most?"
Snackrodile: 2021-01-04 "pogchamp"
dorhastings: 2021-02-26 "hastyBops"
umbra00: 2021-03-13 "Um, bruh?"
canadian_cookie: 2021-04-03 "carefreebomb's bombs, for all your bomb needs"
KommandantSigma: 2021-09-10 "Achievement Unlocked: 100% Speedrun Big PP"
TheMissVic: 2021-10-17 "Proof that I can save things credit score can go kiss my ass Big PP baby!!!"
jammsters_: 2021-10-19 "my PP big"
Wrexadecimal: 2021-10-21 "Live through the ditches and laugh through the witches and love in the back of my Dragulaaaaa"
Thegirlonfire99: 2021-10-24 "GURT GANG 4 LYFE"
quayzzar: 2021-11-11 "OOOOOOH GIMME THA CREEM"
BalooJay: 2021-12-03 "I BEEN TO JAYL AND I AIN'T AFFRAID TO GO BACK"
cursedBrambles: 2021-12-11 "carefr3angy"
DeathByButtonMash: 2021-12-17 "It's not THAT big"
MisterC_4: 2021-12-24 "I didn't expect it to be so cweamy"
MeTheSloth: 2022-01-03 "For Betty, also NFTs are a scam. Eat my ass."
OptimisticLee: 2022-01-03 "The only guaranteed way to make your PP grow big is to watch Bomb’s stream"
CainsLove: 2022-02-12 "I speedrun GTA III and I like Dr Pepper"
Weakman2048: 2022-02-14 "Without weakness there can be no Strength"
Ozkai2015: 2022-02-23 "I have big PP. There are many out there like it, but this one is mine."
BootToucher: 2022-03-05 "I open at the close."
Hyperwerk: 2022-04-12 "This has been a test of the tremendous pp system ©. Please do not adjust your set."
EveraldJohnson: 2022-04-21 "As the orb is a lie I have to go with this one for now."
Twinkiedakid1: 2022-04-22 "To whom this may concern, I hang"
ed_sparda: 2022-04-26 "Here at the abyss, I will be your tour guide"
Erintend0: 2022-04-29 "oh hot damn"
Harlinson: 2022-04-29 "Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on."
BeansAcquired: 2022-04-29 "Always bet on Choccy"
Twitch made a hidden update in the last month (June 2022) that changed the character limit of panels to 5000 so here is part 2:
Kektuar: 2022-05-07 "I want to thank god for giving me Little PP. If not for him, I wouldn't need 100,000 points to get validation."
ArtoriaKazuya: 2022-05-21 "Make sure you check out CFBB and Dice on twitch .tv/CareFreeBomb and twitch .tv/DiceTheVice (remove the space)"
doronyaa: 2022-05-23 "You know who else has a Big PP? Idk Seto Kaiba probably"
Dice_The_Vice: 2022-05-25 .............⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀ .....⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄ ...⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿R⣿I⣿P⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦ ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⣿⣿⣿⣿Dice_The_Vice⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿Bury⣿my⣿Dic⣿at⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿Little⣿⣿⣿Caesars⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Blast_CH: 2022-05-26 "If life kicks you in the balls always remember to keep hugging that chicken"
Blackstaffx: 2022-05-28 "May players are literally scum, nobody likes them as a person, every self described "May Main" has no less than 4 waifus and gets mad if someone talks bad about them. May is literally designed to upset people and it absolutely works. Anyway watch CFB he is nice, I love everyone here, and if anybody ever needs to talk, reach out...except May mains"
failedepiglottis: 2022-06-14 "Wake your dad, it's time to fight."
Cheatyface4: 2022-07-16 "I AM THE POOPOOPEEPEE MAN"
the_dastardly_dave: 2022-08-13 "Look on my PP, ye Mighty, and despair!"
extrablend: 2022-08-18 "If I ain't gonna be part of the greatest, I gotta be the greatest myself"
android_dreams: 2022-08-31 "I'd like to thank Fall Guys for The Big PP"
kotodon: 2022-08-31 "I like meat in and around my mouth"
LloydThePirate: 2022-09-01 "Is that a big PP in my pants or am I just happy to see you?"
xwolfxheartx: 2022-09-04 "Banished to the Pungeon"
kelloggtrain: 2022-09-05 "i have a dik now"
boxeswithgod: 2022-10-01 "To me you are all ungovernable pogchampions and slamming hotties. Go forth and grip that meat."
iamforever27: 2022-10-04 "Need big PP so I can kart without gengar."
notlikethesoup: 2022-12-03 "I AM FINALLY HIGH ENOUGH"
Waffus: 2022-12-04 "I did some mining off cam, and look at all this PP I found!"
SavePointThom: 2023-01-22 "This is the penultimate aqua"
OGStinkyDiver: 2023-02-25 "(つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )"
mitmat4d: 2023-02-25 "Even the water bottle is uncapped."
GIJimbo: 2023-03-01 "I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time."
CaffeineDayDream: 2023-03-01 "BESURETODRINK YOUROVALTINE"
Gameaholic2D: 2023-03-04 "What does this do?!"
Cosmic_Gamers: 2023-03-05 "Okay. It is finally time. I now claim the big PP."
Geraldeira: 2023-03-05 "hello gringos"
chocbob: 2023-03-06 "blackstaff"
Locke34: 2023-03-06 "Im feelin like my PP is beeg. Time for new pants."
GhostR3CON: 2023-03-14 "And your mom said I wouldn't amount to anything. Now she sees my Big PP"
IamHadriel: 2023-03-28 "auto populate this PantsGrab"
Gamera69: 2023-04-01 "That Mortician's daughter can get it"
arrow_hound: 2023-05-15 "Beans"
Yes, we ran out of space again.
buddhafingers: 2023-05-23 "A big PP inside a big PP inside a big PP..."
LimeJade: 2023-09-08 "Did you know? In Majora's Mark when the player enters the Astral Observatory you will find a telescope that reveals some hidden secrets, While using the telescope press the zoom button 16 times to look inside the moon's model revealing a picture of Todd Howard smiling attractively. In a 2016 interview, Mr. Miyamoto revealed the reason for this easter egg was because Todd is a very attractive man and that he was the true inspiration behind the 16-bit era of gaming."
Rob_Ibaka: 2023-09-24 "We interrupt this leveling grind to bring you The Big PP."
ZLATmax: 2023-12-10 "notice my big pp senpai"
fatmn: 2023-12-15 "ANY BIG PP?"
Jeff8tee7: 2024-02-14 "Big PP ready for Valentine's day. PawgChamp"
AErisGaia: 2024-03-05 "can I be PP now"