I’m Cat, a 1000 year old space entity bent on ruling your planet (I will give you a second to tremble appropriately in reverent fear). Currently taking the form of a 30 year old Canadian insurance salesperson and university graduate, streaming is one of the ways I pass time until my takeover. Your loyalty will spare you from any smiting and/or plagues come this time. Become a devoted follower of mine, a “Catiizen” as I call them, to acquire some perks. Catiizen’s are the chosen few who will inherit the earth. By supporting me you spare yourself destruction and... lava? Lava probably…
These are the perks to being a Catiizen, but there’s a chance at a more instrumental role in my following... Once you’ve subscribed to our doctrine (this account) you’ll have ascended to the rank of CATANIC, a much sought after title amongst your fellow squishy humans.
I will be pleased. Have I mentioned that pleasing me will spare you torment beyond your belief? Nobody likes torment!
You Can Follow My Domination On The Human Internet Socials
*Live updates will always be on my Twitter
If you would like to be included in a conversation off stream, join our public Discord :)
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Donate your mortal earnings to my noble cause so I may grant you eternal glory. Your continual sacrifices fuel me, your leader and master, so I may continue to provide you with the benefit of not having your skin flayed, heart pulled out of your chest, etc.
Any size of donation will satisfy me!
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Your offerings are greatly appreciated. As I have mentioned before, I am existing in this meat sleeve, and this mortal human requires sustenance and tools to continue on. Please take a look at these items that may grant you asylum:
This, being the internet, is full of people taking themselves far too seriously. I am having fun with this account and I hope you are too! I appreciate any and all donations you all make and I want this to be an enjoyable place to hang out. Thank you so much for your donations, subscriptions, and just being you!
Your benevolent leader: ~ C A T Z I I L L A ~
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