1. Why is your name Cooper? Middle Name
2. Age? 29
3. Height / Weight? 6'0 195lbs
4. Lifting stats? Bench 365, Squat 405, Dead 485, OHP 205 - Not updated, weigh much less now.
5. Why are you bald? Mom dropped in in toxic pit at Chernobyl when I was young
6. Shampoo? Head and Shoulders
7. When did you start playing cs? April 2016

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