Hi, I'm Dan.
I've worked in games for 18 years, covering them for Giant Bomb, Game Informer, and newspapers. In that time, I reviewed around a thousand games, played Super Mario Bros. 3 on a roller coaster, made Peter Molyneux review fart apps, appeared in a few games, set two Guinness World Records, wrote several books, and much more.
I also got married at a Taco Bell.
Now I have a Twitch channel. This is it. You're on it now.
Sometimes I have TreatStream turned on. If I do, you can click a couple of buttons and greasy-ass food will magically show up at my door. It's pretty sweet.
I wrote some books!
The Dumbest Kid in Gifted Class covers a variety of odd autobiographical stories from growing up in Kansas. Anxiety as an Ally documents my long struggle with generalized anxiety disorder and panic disorder, as well as the steps I've taken to make things much better. Air Force Gator and its longer, better sequel are weird garbage books that come from a brain that grew up watching action movies and not reading books.
Click the image above to check them out on Amazon (paperback and Kindle), or go here if you'd like to buy a signed, personalized copy.