If You So Choose

Subscriber Perks

Tier 1

• No more ads my friend.
• Wow, look at all those emotes you get!
• I will look upon you more favorably.

Tier 2

• Full access to the sound effect library.
• Woah, another five emotes!
• Gameplay levels boosted by 200%

Tier 3

• Add a sound effect once per month
• One free game submission to the pile each week
• Custom discord role to show off that you love me more than everyone else
• Continued parasocial bonding
• You're really spending a lot on this

Schedule

Beaming right into your lunchbox on the days that follow (posted here):

Sunday, Tuesday-Friday

I Am Not Scott the Woz

Sorry, but I'm not him.

Look, I get it. He has glasses, I have glasses. We're basically the same person. But the truth is - we aren't. By hyper-focusing on the few similarities that we do share, you rob us of our individuality. I am my own me, and I ask that you treat me as such.

So please, stop entering the channel and saying things like "What's up Scott?" or "Hey Scott, I really like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt." It's honestly a little disrespectful, and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't say things like that.

Fun For the Whole Family

Are you sick and tired of all the endless bullcrap that you've been seeing online? Well it's time to stop scrolling, buddy, because you just found your new favorite twitch stream.

This is good TV. I promise.

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Twitch Acting

"Twitch Acting", a term originally coined by Aris, describes a twitch streamer who acts, plays up, or intentionally misleads their chat in order to ellicit specific reactions from them. It's a valuable form of interaction farming that keeps viewers engaged and helps prevent the streamer from becoming bored.

At times, I like to play the Fool. Whether or not I am acting is for you to decide, but in making you question it, I have succeeded.