*CAUTION SIDE EFFECT MAY INCLUDE: Random bouts of happiness, laughter, sweating, an amazing feeling in your gut, blue poop, red pee, a need for milk, being short, a need for water, possible spontaneous human combustion, diarrhea, possibly a growth in both pinkie toes, a new liking of swiss cheese, bone weakness, dyslexia, seizures, hallucinations, a sudden craving for Japanese curry, sore throat, yellow vomit, a sudden knowledge of the forbidden world, an addiction to cats and a liking of dogs.