" a few suggestions for your about me: I am living large and taking charge! Sometimes, it takes me all day to get nothing done. Why can't I find someone who looks at me the way I look at coffee? I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Sometimes, I prefer to use my face for emoticons. I've always loved the idea of not being who people expect me to be. *I like my bed more than I like most people."