• I and my mods are the law and we reserve the right to ban you.
• Do treat others with respect.
• Do not discuss spoilers or backseat me or other players.
  This includes unwarranted hints and warnings/foreshadowing remarks.

  • In other words. Let me play the game and figure things out.

• Do not start discussing controversial topics.
• Do not self-advertise. Let us handle that.
• Do not send me random friend requests on anything. It's hecking rude.
• Do not ask to be invited to a current game being played. Just sit back and enjoy the show. If I do want to play with the community, it will be stated.

• Rule number one: I do not role play.

Just a guy that plays games for fun. I'm not used to talking to myself while gaming, so don't be afraid to say hi!

I suppose I am a Variety Streamer though.

Also yeah, this place is pretty jank. That's just part of its charm, right? Maybe it'll look nicer some day.

As an Honorary Canadian (Ontarian), I'd love to welcome all Canadians here!

Sponsored by:

• AlienMewn
• Barley
• CanuckWild
• cabotchi
• ThisIsJadesLife
• grimegirrrl
• stephlyy
• Nyuchu
• JazzyxKitten

Thank you to the following for contributing to enhance the experience!

Emotes:

• AlienMewn
• MrsKryx
• Nyuchu

PNGTuber:

• AlienMewn
• Azadouken
• Nyuchu

And as a little bit of self-serving, I did most of the clam emotes myself.

^-- Clickity Clackity Here --^

Tips are always appreciated, but never expected. I thank you so much if you do!

Additionally, tips are non-refundable.

When requesting a PNG change, here are the current costumes that I currently have!

• Jombie
• Catboy
• Dunce Cap
• Jom2B
• JomBot
• Randall "Jombie" Park
• Bearded Jombie
• Jompire
• Anime

Case: Black box with one blue LED.
Motherboard: Hard
CPU: Square with some flat pins on the bottom.
GPU: Big solid hunka metal and bits. It has some fans too. It's got some LEDs on them but you can't see them because the case is opaque.
RAM: Umm..black or gray. I'm pretty sure it says Corsair on it though.
Sound card: Has two red lights

Microphone: A black Blue phallic-shaped thingie with more lights than I could ever dream of. There's also a mount. It's black, and goes to my talk-speaker.
Mouse: Logitech. It's black, and has lights on it!
Keyboard: Microsoft. It's black, mostly. It's an ergonomic keyboard and it's a lot quieter than the last model!
Monitors: I have two of them. They're both black. One says GIGABYTE and the other says ASUS. They're 27" and 24" respectively. There used to be black bars on the side of the stream because I had two ASUS monitors and was streaming at a 16:10 ratio but now we're streaming at 16:9 again so there shouldn't be anymore black bars on the side of the stream. That's pretty cool, right? Say thanks for no more black bars!