This is Bender Bending Rodriguez bestest terran dog Na and standard poodle extraordinaire. When he is not busy making protoss cry, he enjoys late night fetch with his glow ball, hogging the bed, and burping in human faces. Bender has gone over the Rainbow Bridge and continues to fight the evil Protoss race on the other side.
His sister Lola now resides with me and due to being visually impaired can only offer moral support to our cause. You can follow her adventures on Instagram #LakewoodLola
I am a young terran scrub just trying to make my way on the SC2 ladder. My control is horrible, my rage is for humor's sake, and if F2 is wrong I don't want to be right. I hate protoss even though I lose to zerg more.
I am from FL, USA (aka the surface of the sun), when I am not playing games and trolling the internet I enjoy mountain biking, scuba diving, live music, good food, and mocking people at Disney World. I will learn to type well the day before I get crippling arthritis.
*Post as many links as you like.
*Troll all day long, but do it well bad trolls will not be tolerated.
*Don't say anything nice about protoss.....ever.
*Be nice to my mods, if they are mean to me join in, gain their favor...they have all the power here.
Q.-Why don't you use a webcam? A-I am here to share my gaming experiences not the weird faces I make playing them. Plus I don't own a shake weight.
Q-Are you single? A-Depends...do you have a beard?
Q-How do I gain your favor? A-Talk about how protoss is a bullshit race, tell me my stutter step is sexy.
All donations will be used to buy things I do not need, a freshwater shrimp tank, plants, and luxury pants.
These are protoss players who use DT strats on ladder:
*GHOSTLYSWARM**
**FULLHEART****
Qaid
