Welcome to Maddie’s Basement.
Yes, it’s messy.
Yes, there might be slime.
No, you may not ask about the slime.
This is my spooky pink little hideout where all the coolest people get locked up in.
Down here you’ll find:
✨ Bad jokes and uncontrollable giggling
✨ Random adventures in games and questionable life decisions
✨ The occasional ghost (they mostly just watch the stream 👻… please don’t ask how they died)
The vibe here is simple: chaos, comfy energy, and lots of laughs.
Just a warning though…
snacks are technically contraband.
If you bring snacks, they will be confiscated immediately for research purposes.
Once you enter the basement, leaving becomes… complicated.
But don’t worry.
The Warden (me) is very nice. Probably. 👀
By entering this stream, you consent to the following legally questionable (and totally binding) terms:
You are now an official Basement Prisoner.
Escape attempts will be met with dire consequences, and I will always remember those who try to flee. You’ve been warned.
All snacks must be immediately surrendered to the Warden (me).
This is for your safety and mine. Do not try to hoard them; your cellmates might not be so understanding.
Respect your fellow prisoners.
Any altercations will only be allowed if they are entertaining enough to be a show for the Warden.
Backseating is required.
My strategy is chaos, snacks, and a bit of reckless abandon. Your suggestions are mandatory (and might result in snacks).
Weird is encouraged. Toxicity? Not tolerated.
Keep the basement vibes high, the drama low, and your snack stash under lock and key.
If I make a terrible play, chat must pretend it was a calculated move.
It’s called "strategic misdirection." The Warden’s law.
Compliments are encouraged.
Bribes are technically illegal… but the Warden will look the other way for appropriate snack offerings.
Violation of these terms may result in:
Remember: Be nice, be silly, and most importantly… always bring the snacks. 💖
This is a prison basement, and the Warden has very specific rules.
Streams usually happen:
Around 12:00 PM – 6:00 PM UTC
Occasionally the stream may start late due to:
Late arrivals will be questioned.
Suspiciously early arrivals will also be questioned.
Prisoners showing excellent behavior may receive rewards such as:
Please remember:
The basement runs on snack time, not real time.
Think you have rights in the basement?
No. But you do have commands. What could possibly go wrong?
Despite rumors, the Warden was not created in the basement.
The following individuals are responsible for the VTube model you see on stream:
These are the masterminds behind the Warden’s current form.
Please direct all compliments (and blame) accordingly 💖
Click the image above to make a donation.
No one knows where the money goes.
Not even the Warden.
✨ An excessive snack empire
✨ Questionable basement upgrades
✨ Bribes to the ghosts
✨ A “totally necessary” emergency glitter supply
Donating will NOT secure your escape…
but it will make the Warden like you more.
And that’s basically the same thing. Probably.
💖 Being stared at intensely by the Warden
💖 Your name being whispered in the vents
💖 The ghosts fighting over who likes you more
All donations are final.
All decisions are questionable.
All snacks are mine.
Proceed wisely, prisoner. 👀✨
