If you click the frogs, you can send me (and them) some cash.
The majority of my income stems from direct donations, so please consider it sometime.
You can buy me things if you want. It's up to you. I'll never tell people they gotta, that'd suck. This service is called Throne, and basically it's a go-between that lets me not have to share my address or set up a PO box.
What's this? Well, you see that face down in the bottom-left of my stream window? The one with the number next to it? If you donate that amount of money, I have to drop what I'm doing and fight Ridley in Metroid: Zero Mission. It doesn't matter what I was doing. I will, invariably, have to stop and fight Ridley instead. This can be a problem if I can't pause, obviously! That's up to you!
The usual - no racism, sexism, homophobia/transphobia/anti-LGBTQ+ sentiments in general, thanks.
I'm generally pretty cool with tips & tricks and backseating, actually, but getting mad when I ignore it is real uncool. Relax, friend.
We're here to enjoy things, first and foremost. This isn't a hard rule or anything, but remember: liking things is okay.
Don't use Kappa or Pepe emotes. I don't have the Kappa emotes banned because I talk about the Japanese water imp that drowns you in rivers more often than you'd think. Pepe ones I just haven't tracked them all down: if you use them and don't stop when I ask, I will absolutely ban you.
Jokes are living things. They need to relax and have a good time sometime to stay funny. Don't run them into the ground. Dog isn't a shape.
That's about it, really.
I got myself a Youtube Channel that I very rarely use and a Twitter that I use way more often.
It's quite pricy, but if you donate $420 I will cook any recipe you want and eat it on stream. I am no coward. (Unless it's particularly wasteful, in which case I will not make it. I hate wasting food.)
Alternatively: the Chef Club cook book is 122 pages long, and I unfortunately own it. You can give me a random page and I will make the recipe off it.
NEW AND EXCITING: Want to instead assemble a scrum from scratch? For 42 bux you can instead throw an ingredient, cooking method, or short order, and once we reach 10 I have to turn that into Food. That progress is recorded here.