I am a slack-jawed Am◯r◯c◯n from N◯w Y◯rk; Any inflammatory, insensitive remarks I make are made purely in jest. Please understand.
I have no real hobbies or interests outside of playing games, & watching streamers. So basically I'm just like you! Enjoy your stay! :DDDDDDDDD
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(marathon start time stuff ignore this :D) 12a.m start time(EST/UTC-5) EVERY DAY OF OCTOBER
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Pink Cat PNG: jimmy_mapp https://twitter.com/soltsotou Rei, PardonMe, Yum, RightOn, Chills Emotes: oh_bumbino https://twitter.com/Oh_Bumbino Wiggly: Corvus_The_Greedy Peace Emote: JekkZeroZero Wan Emote: KIMISPICE https://twitter.com/Corvus_Greedy Everything else: Me Smile (you are here)
-I play old fighting games -I like old stuff in general BUT not too old -I do impressions, ask me about my Peter -... -I don't know what else to put here, I just wanted to use this picture imsory........
1). Drop a Yo in chat 2). Don't be dumb 3). Don't ask stupid questions 4). Don't say anything you wouldn't say in front of your grandma 5). Don't say anything you wouldn't say in front of your youth pastor 6). Don't say anything you wouldn't say in front of your court-appointed attorney 7). Please speak English 8). Yo 9). No furking questions if you're a first-time chatter so help me God 10). Please do not vent or as the kids call it trauma-dump, as I know you are compelled to do as a modern internet user 11). If you come within 15 FEET OF ME with your unsolicited political mumbo-jumbo you will be shot(banned lol) on sight 12). Do not post about him 13). The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are, Death awaits you. 14). NUMBER 14 HATE 15). NUMBER 15 LOVE 16). If you ever question the rules you will be shot with literally no chance of being unbanned (probably not true but don't test me) 16-1). If I know you are INTENTIONALLY trying to invoke self-perma by Rule 16 I will call you a poopoo head (yes I can tell, you are very funny) 17). Do not tell me what to play unless I ask for suggestions 17-1). In light of the newly added 'CHANGE THE GAME' Twitch Channel Point redeem, you can in fact tell me what to play 18). Try not to be a child challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) 18-1). Seriously, please be older than 18. Both physically, & mentally. 19). Do not say booba. Say boobs, tits, hangers, & so on, you're an adult 20). Please do not tell me the view count, under any circumstance. I have it hidden to protect myself from brainworms 21). "we must listen to the dutch lady" - JekkJekkZeroZero
AND MANY MORE INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC RULES TO COME, SHOULD YOU SUFFICIENTLY ANNOY ME :DDDD
(WARNING: If you actually read this entire blurb you are obligated BY LAW to post represent in chat so I know you & me are tight like that no funny ish respectfully on god)
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Games BEATED on strim -Yakuza 0 -Getting Over It (415/50) -Sega Bass Fishing -Sword of the Berserk: Gut's Rage -Devil May Cry (Normal) -Nightmare Reaper (Condemnation) -SSX 3 (All Races) -Cruelty Squad (1st Ending) -Crash Bandicoot -Llorona -The Suffering -Potato Thriller (All Endings 106%) -Luigi's Mansion -Monster Hunter Freedom (Elder Quests) -Silent Hill (GOOD+) -RE1: Dualshock Director's Cut (Chris) -Animorphs: Shattered Reality -Monster Hunter Freedom (GH HR1-3) -Yakuza Kiwami -Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door -Alisa: Save The Dolls NG (Pacifist NG) -Resident Evil 2 Claire A -Devil May Cry 2 (Dante Disc) -Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back -Katamari Damacy (Main Story) -Evil Zone (Danzaiver Arcade Mode) -Resident Evil 2 Leon B -Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus -God Hand (Normal Final Rank 2.3, Azel Level DIE) -Crash Bandicoot: Warped -Soulcalibur II (Spawn Arcade Mode at 45fps) -We ❤︎ Katamari (Main Story) -Metal Wolf Chaos XD -The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker -Psychonauts -Silent Hill 2 (In Water, Normal/Normal) -The Witch's House MV (True Ending) -Ib (Promise of Reunion) -Who's Lila (The Last Secret) -Resident Evil 4 -The Cat Lady -Silent Hill 3 (Normal, Normal) -The Bouncer -Sly 2: Band of Thieves -Def Jam: Fight for New York -Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex -Nano Breaker -Shadow of Memories (Ending A) -Chrono Trigger -Mort the Chicken -Poinie's Poin -Undertale 2 (11/13) -Jak II -Drakengard (All Endings) -Phix: The Adventure -ObsCure -Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am (100%) -God Hand (Hard Mode) -Dynamite Cop -Sonic the Hedgehog All Chaos Emeralds -Yume Nikki -Crash Twinsanity -Gungrave -Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves -Driver PS1 Tutorial -Devil May Cry 3 NG Very Hard Style Switcher Mod -DeathSpank -•BCV• Battle Construction Vehicles -Bastion -Doctor Hauzer -Misao - 2024 HD Remaster -DreadOut -Daemon Summoner -Space Funeral -Candy Scabs -Mouthwashing -Slay the Princess (Witch, Prisoner, Beast, Nightmare, Spectre, The Unknown Together) -Tetsuo: The Iron Man -Crying is not Enough -.flow (All Endings) -Robot Alchemic Drive (Nanao Ending) -Mad Father -Kingdom Hearts Final Mix 100% -VIP -ReBoot (PSX) -YIIK: A Postmodern RPG (I.V) -Sonic the Hedgehog 2 All Chaos Emeralds -Dog's Life
Staple games -Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R -Fightcade -Getting Over It -Dark Souls 1 (PVP Overhaul) -Sega Bass Fishing -Solitaire -Suika Game -Bejeweled -Atlyss -Dead Estate
Games I plan to strim (in no order) -YIIK: A Postmodern RPG (Waiting for I.V) -Tales Series (BIG maybe) -Xeno Series (BIGGER maybe) -Touhou Series -Sonic Series -Crash Series (No Remasters) -Rayman Series (No Rabbids...) -Yakuza Series -Persona Series -Deus Ex (currently dead) -Devil May Cry (Hard) -Devil May Cry (DMD) -Devil May Cry 2 (Lucia Disc) -Devil May Cry 4 -Devil May Cry 5 -Monster Hunter Tri -Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate -basically anything free
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