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Poor Skelmo is wasting away! He can barely keep his hat on. The only thing he wants to eat is cash!
If you're feeling extra generous, consider donating instead of subbing, as more of that money gets to the skeleton!
Donations (and bit donations) of $5 / 500 bits will appear live on the channel and be read live during the stream! I'll get to them as soon as I take a small break, or at the very least at the end of the stream!
Do you wanna get huge? Well then click this button and get god damn huge as fuck, and help me out with a subscription! You'll get a bunch of BIG emotes too!
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Subs'll show up and be thanked live on stream as well!
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Either that or check the archives out at https://www.youtube.com/PatStaresAt
You can also check out the archived VODs here, but they don't go back much before January of 2019.
SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
Formerly known as "Defeat the Refund!" games compete against the clock for my rating of Must Buy/Recommended/Pass as I pull them from viewer suggestions, my wishlist, and frankly embarassingly sized backlog.
Timer is currently set to 30 minutes, may change in the future!
Everything is paid for by either myself or viewer donations, unless otherwise specified as something I got from a publisher or dev via code, which I'll let you know at the time.
If you have a game you want to see on Beat the Backlog, suggest it in a donation or subscription message! Donations of the entire cost of said games move them up the list and guarantee their placement on stream!
Subathon goals are as follows since it's hard to fit them all in a nice image! 250 - Chat Can Pick New Emote! 500 - Chat Can Post For Me On BSKY! 750 - Tier List Stream! Castle Super Beast Podcast Titles 1000 - Paige Is Once Again Allowed To Mess With My Lights To Scare Me 1250 - Chat Can Change My BSKY Display Name For 30 Days 1500 - Bioshock Infinite LP 1750 - I Will Have a Barber Give Me Mutton Chops For 30 Days 2000 - Let's Play Of RE2 Classic Blindfolded w/ Paige on the Controls 2250 - I Will Cook Chat A Meal On Stream 2500 - Lisa The Painful + Lisa The Joyful LP 2750 - Paige Vs My Inner Beauty - Makeup Stream: Let's Get Pretty 3000 - Banjo Kazooie DeathStream (Won't Stop Streaming Until It's Over) 3500 - I will Dye My Hair A Colour of Chats Choosing For 30 Days (or Until It Fades) 4000 - Perform a Months Worth of Podcasts in Clownface (Nose + Paint + Wig) 4500 - After Clown/Chops/Hair Colour Time Is Up, Full Vincent Price Egghead Bald + Mustache for 30 days. Paige will Shave My Head On Stream. 5000 - Let's Play Of Shadow of the Colossus Blindfolded w/ Paige on the Controls ! She has no idea what it is!
The Beelining shows will be an attempt to barrel through games like a normal person would, with minimal side content, and a focus on a smooth ride. All attempts will be made not to double back in case you missed that thing, scrape the map, or agonize over that rare drop!
Big thanks to Gene Park, friend of the show, for providing the inspiration to maybe play a videogame like a normal person.
Big ups to JustinianKnight for making me sick layouts, art and my fancy new logo, CreepyPorpoise for making tons of great art, and Strident Song and Wistelligence for the great alert gifs! Thanks to Mothman, Woolyfish, Uncledubdub, Railith, Absolute_Weapon, Doc Ock Rokc, Mister Sups, MegboyManuel, Paolo, RubberFistFight, Bevyrage and many of the above for helping with my emotes.
Thanks as well for @f1ng3rs for making some dank tunes I could use!
Also big thanks to PeachSaliva for nudging me to start streaming in the first place.
Justinian Knight @justinianknight twitch.tv/justinianknight
Creepy Porpoise @creepyporpoise
StridentSong @stridentsong
Mothman @The_M0thman https://www.twitch.tv/mothmandraws
VoltaBass @Volta_Bass https://www.youtube.com/user/VoltaBass
Mr Clemps @MrClemps https://www.youtube.com/user/MrClemps
F1NG3RS https://www.youtube.com/user/F1NG3RSMUSIC Jank Jonk by F1NG3RS feat. Dead Vector at https://smarturl.it/6bm65m
MrBleeeh for his funny little animated intros! @JoMayCry and https://www.patreon.com/mrbleeeh
Thanks to @Quiet__Viking for stellar BRB and Intro animations, and huger ups to him and @Isaak_Wolf for animating and producing my fantastic Outro, and big thanks to @HalO_Sweety for the vocals!
and of course
Paige @PeachSaliva twitch.tv/peachsaliva http://youtube.com/peachsaliva
