WELCOME TO THE CHURCH! My name is Zach, and I am a full time Legend of Zelda and Mario speedrunner. I also play piano and other various instruments every now and then. My channel might be a little scuffed but at least you can come chill and dab on the haters!!!!

DEEP FRIED ALERT TRIGGERS:

NEW ALERTS:

• 185 Bits: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

• 255 Bits: THICK RAT

• TTS Donations: $1 or 100 bits
• 1 (RANDOM) Gift Sub: Sea Shanty
• 2 Gift Subs: Doug Dimmadone
• 5~9 Gift Subs: Gachi Scream (1 in 3 chance of shiny)
• 10~19 Gift Subs: Scotland Forever
• 20~49 Gift Subs: Deep Fried Captain Falcon
• 225 Bits: Huge Fart (1 in 10 chance of shiny)
• 250 Bits: Poooound
• 110 Bits: Chat Experience (15 Variations)
• 275 Bits: GAY!!! (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 300 Bits: Deez Nuts
• 325 Bits: Rat Jam (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 330 Bits: Internet Package (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 350 Bits: Rick Ross Pear
• 375 Bits: Yoinky Sploinky (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 360 Bits: Hashbrown (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 400 Bits: Weenor (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 420 Bits: Poopsock (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 425 Bits: H (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 450 Bits: Foot Cam
• 500 Bits: Walmart Christmas Giveaway
• 600 Bits: Mute Mic (60 seconds)
• 700 Bits: Turn off everything (30 seconds)
• 750 Bits OR 3-4 Gifted Subs: KEKW (1 in 5 chance of shiny)
• 666 Bits: Despair Pope
• 1000 Bits: Penis Music
• 2000 Bits: Coffin Dance
• 5000 Bits: Crab Rave
• 10,000 Bits OR 50~100 Gifted Subs: EVERY ALERT (Besides Nuke)
• 25,000 Bits: TACTICAL NUKE
• 10,000 Bits: STREAM REVIVE

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask:

• All Masks: 2:18:07 [3nd]
• Any% No Major Glitches: 1:13:20 [2nd]
• 100%: 4:30:51 [3rd]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time:

• any% 23:55
• 100% 3:58:11

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess:

• any% 2:56:48 [11th]

Super Mario 64:

• 16 Star: 16:33
• 70 Star: 49:59
• 120 Star: 1:47:40

Hardware

• CPU: Ryzen 9 3900XT
• GPU: RTX 3060ti
• RAM: 32GB

Microphone

Shure SM7B

Capture Card

StarTech HDMI Video Capture Device

Webcam

Sony a6000

TV

• Scuffed Flat Screen CRT

If you would like to donate to the church, you can do so by clicking on this image of squidward with a stache. I require at least 1 donation a stream or you get the ol' permaban.

Twitter: @popesquidward

YouTube

Discord

Instagram: @popesquidward

Snapchat: @popesquidward67

• Q: How old are you?

• A: 29

• Q: Where did your username come from?

• A: Some weird kid in middle school used to draw squidwards with pope hats on them all over the school, and I decided the meme was fresh.

• Q: How tall are you?

• A: 6'5"

• Q: How much do you weigh?

• A: 175lbs

• Q: What's your Taco Bell order?

• A: Varies. But nacho supreme is always included with my order. If there's no sour cream you best believe I'm returning that shit

• Q: How long have you played piano?

• A: Since I was a wee little pope (around 3 years old)

• Q: JKanStyle ?

• A: JKanStyle !

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