I teach, I stream, I have a cat. It's a life.

My business email is rizorty@gmail.com.

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies--'God damn it, you've got to be kind'." - Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

And then a few matters of etiquette:

• Please avoid spam, all-caps, and emote-heavy messages.
• Playthroughs are more fun for me when I'm not told what to do. Please allow me to explore and learn games at my own pace. Conversing and suggesting is okay; telling what to do is not.

Live most days at 8:30 AM Japan time (11:30 PM UTC, evening time in the Americas). Always off on Sundays.

• Do you have pets?

Yes, a cat, Baby Fritz. He's obese but friendly (to the point of neediness). He is orange and delightful.

• What do you teach?

I have a PhD in philosophy. My research focuses are political theory and history of American thought. I've taught a variety of classes--everything from epistemology to meaning of life. These days, I teach general humanities and political philosophy.

• What are your computer's specs?

CPU: Ryzen 7 3700X 8-Core @ 3.6 GHz RAM: Corsair Vengeance PRO 32GB (2PK 16GB) @ 3.2GHz PC4-25600 DDR4 Graphics card: EVGA GeForce RTX 2080 SUPER XC GAMING HD1: ADATA Ultimate Series: SU630 960GB SSD HD2: Toshiba X300 4TB
Operating system: Windows 10 PRO.
Monitor 1: MSI Optix G27C4 27" HD, Cuved Monitor 2: ASUS 27" LED widescreen
Microphone: Shure SM57 Headset: Sennheiser HD598SE (rarely used) Mouse: Razer Taipan
Keyboard: A mechanical one that goes clip-clop like a pony.
DVD drive: a cheap HP one I bought at Best Buy at the last moment, because I forgot I needed it to install Windows.

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No text to speech, but I'll read aloud most messages.