I'm just a 40-year-old gamer from Texas who thought it might be a good idea to start doing this streaming thing. My Twitch name is a reference to Stephen King's Dark Tower series, in which, at least in one world, a single rose holds all. I've so far read it three times.

I play a lot of things here, but my favorites are RPGs, Metroidvanias, open world games, and ARPGs (Diablo, Grim Dawn, etc.).

If you're looking for hype, you're probably in the wrong place, so expect a bit more chill around here most of the time. Hang out a bit, chat, and watch me be mediocre at games.

Alright, this is gonna be pretty simple and standard.

Big overall rule: Don't be an asshole. I absolutely will ban you. I have zero tolerance for trolls and will not engage you in any sort of discourse.

Don't spoil a story. See above.

No racism, homophobia, transphobia, or anything else of the sort. Again, see the overall rule.

Don't argue with mods. That's just gonna get you more timeouts and a possible ban. If you have a problem, send me a message.

Tips and pointers allowed. As long as you're not giving me play-by-play instructions, you'll be fine.

Here, you will find my Steam profile. I'm not sure how inclined I will be to accept random friend requests, so don't take it personally if you're declined. My wishlist is there as well, though it's mostly just for me to keep track of sales.

If you wish to directly give me money, the button above will take you to my tip page. Ideally, this will be used for equipment and games. An alert will display, but you may contribute anonymously.

Thanks to the lovely Jess for the panel title image work. I am lazy and untalented with art stuff. Follow them at https://www.twitch.tv/tinylazerraptor

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