Do not ask "Any weekend plans?"
No one on twitch has anything going on for the weekend.
Do not ask me to make Deer noises.
No one knows what they are.
Don't ask me where anything is.
I'M VERY BAD AT GEOGRAPHY.
Don't apologize for missing a stream
Please also do things outside of twitch. AND IF YOU APOLOGISE THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DOING BECAUSE YOU'RE BANNED
If you leave my stream to eat, YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE EATING
Otherwise I'll stay awake all night, wondering.