"Rather be a smart fella than a fart smella" - Anonymous
"I'm a freak in the sheets (Microsoft Excel)" - Chase
"I got two wolves inside of me and they're fking" - Instgram --> my friend Charles
"bald eagle screech" - U S A
"Shut up idiot you're just mad that I kissed your dad" - my friend Kade
"Why does every man want me and every woman objectify me please stop" - me (this is a cry for help)