Slorcc was once 13th least qualified recruit in Mudmaw Marauders, an achievement Slorcc proud of. Born in a mud hut that was technically condemned even by Orc standards, Slorcc spent his early years doing very important peon tasks such as:
Slorcc fetch rocks for the rock-stacking supervisor
Taste-testing questionable potions
Guarding doors that didn’t actually exist
Filing paperwork that no one ever read
Despite being extremely enthusiastic, Slorcc developed a reputation for being… well… spectacularly bad at anything requiring hand-eye coordination, depth perception, or basic awareness of his surroundings. This included combat, chores, and once even blinking.
Slorcc believes video games are “training simulations for peon promotions.
He thinks the mini-map is a decoration.
He considers fall damage a myth.
He presses all the wrong buttons with complete confidence.
He celebrates every loss as “learning XP.”
Tutorials frighten him.
Slorcc now broadcasts from a tiny shack at the edge of the Orc lands, proudly sharing his “training sessions” with the human world. He hopes that becoming slightly competent at games will earn him his long-desired promotion from Peon to Slightly Better Peon, and maybe, just maybe, someone will tell him what all these mysterious buttons on the controller do. He greets every stream with wide-eyed determination, convinced today will be the day he finally becomes “pro gamer material.” (It is never the day.)
