Hi I'm Stats. I'm mainly a World of Warships streamer, but also stream other games. I also sometimes upload to YouTube, so go and check out my channel if you haven't already.
From time to time, I will do giveaways for WOWS Community Contributor containers, bonus bundles, event containers, and other goodies. I do also have WOWS Twitch Drops enabled, so you'll be able to get Twitch Drops when I'm streaming World of Warships if you've connected your Wargaming account to Twitch in your Wargaming Account Management area. See the latest WOWS Drops article for more information.
Support me directly with a one-off tip via StreamElements' SE.Pay feature. You'll get a notification on stream and my eternal gratitude for enabling me to entertain you.
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Bitcoin
If you have some spare Bitcoin down the back of the sofa, you can tip me using this address:
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As a content creator who works across Twitch, YouTube, and Discord, Patreon is a great way to support me in all my adventures, everywhere! Patrons get access to two special channels on Discord, plus special alerts and events on Twitch!
More perks will be added gradually
Stream Patron perks can also be used by Mods and VIPs
There is an alert for new Patrons, but alerts will NOT read out the names of new Patrons as people usually sign up for Patreon with their full real name and I don't want those read out. If you become a Patron while I'm live, please let me know it was you so I can grant you the perks above! If you want to become a Patron without your details becoming known to Stats, be sure to change your display name in Patreon before supporting.
For business enquiries, you can contact me at [email protected]. You can also join my Discord server (type !discord in chat, even when channel is offline) and send me a DM on there (Discord link removed here to reduce bot issues).
Merchandising! Merchandising!
StatsBloke the t-shirt! StatsBloke the mug! StatsBloke the flamethrower!
Support Stats with some quality merch from Fourthwall. You can even gift merch items to chat as a giveaway!
If you gift something to chat, please be careful not to use your real name along with the message field - it WILL get read out and appear in chat - use a nickname!
Throne allows viewers to send a gift, and even suggest ideas for gifts. You can either gift anonymously, or provide your Twitch name (or any other name you like). Some larger gifts will also allow you to contribute alongside others. Your personal details are protected by Thone and not passed on to Stats.
Try World of Warships FREE using my referral link and get some free ships and resources just for playing!
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1-9: Little sound alert 11-99: Streamer sound bite 100-999: Streamer sound bite or video clip with message TTS 1000+ Above, plus panicked Geraint!
**StreamElements Tip Alert: Use hashtags to choose your alert just like bits for GBP tips!
Sending bits or a tip? You'll get a random alert, but you can also choose your audio alert for 11 bits or more, all hype chats, and all tips! A special audio and video selection is available for 100+ bits. See discord for details: https://discord.gg/statsbloke #bits-hashtag-info channel
Use #joke with 100+ bits to tell a joke
Use #silence with 300+ bits (500+ for an extra long version) for Sound of Silence by Fernan Ufret!
Some commands you might like to use while Stats is live:
!hashtags: Learn how to trigger specific bit alerts (also see Alerts panel) !hindsight: How to trigger the special Captain Hindsight bit alert !tip: Support Stats with a one-off tip via StreamElements. Stats will only see your email address and the nickname you provide. !patreon: Become a Patron to support Stats for a little each month and get a few perks, including an active discord channel !merch: Link to Stats' Fourthwall merch store - mugs, tshirts, hoodies, and more! !throne: Send Stats a gift with your privacy protected, and even suggest gifts via Throne
!catjam: Catjam (may appear under other notifications) !later: Ren and Stimpy vibes !whoosh: When Stats misses the point !border: When Stats is on the border again in WOWS !rant info|add: Get info about how many rants Stats has done, or add one to the count if he's currently ranting... Also available to moderators, Patrons, and VIPs
!dance, !dancemore, !dancemost, !danceleast !go
!statsname: Find out the origin of Stats' in-game/channel name !butnasa: Find out the origin of the ButNASA emote !time: Fetch the current time where Stats is in the UK
!resources: "How do you get the extra resources at the top of your port?" !rpf: "What's that white wedge on the water?" !modulemod: Info about the module health mod by TTaro !subpingmod: Info about the sub ping visibility mod
Google doc list of live stream highlights of Stats summarising important points about ships. Also via !shipthoughts in chat. Ship Thoughts List (opens Google Docs)
!newplayer: Info about educational WOWS content !bureau: My Research Bureau tutorial !overmatch: My guide to AP pen mechanics (live tutorial) !captains: Guide on moving commanders between ships !ctrlshiftx: Quick guide on locking guns and self-spotting !howtotorpDD: Link to match where Stats commentates his actions as he plays Kagero !newplayerships: Stats talks through the best lines for new players !newplayersettings: Quick run through of essential changes to the default game settings !IFHE: What to consider when thinking about taking IFHE !AP: Guides on AP, overmatch, and angling !sigma: Explanation of sigma and dispersion
!wowsgameguides: WOWS official game guide articles !wronked: What is Stats' personal Wronked challenge? !wronkedship: Find out if the ship Stats has selected is Wronked-complete or not! !builds: Various build tools and resources !belfast: How to get your sold premiums back automatically !devblog: The thing you should probably read now and then !devblog [search terms]: Return a google search link, searching only the dev blog, e.g. "!devblog Smolensk B" !helpme: A discord server for helping new/improving players !warships: Get Stats' EU and NA WOWS referral links in chat !droprates: Link to the all WOWS crates droprates and prizes page !homingtorps: Link to forum guide on how homing torps work !howitworks: Link to the official How It Works tutorial playlist (also in game via ESC in port) !wowsweb: Links to in-game web interfaces like Dockyard and Armoury via your browser !wiki: Links to the official WOWS Wiki
!sync: Sync-dropper spotted in a match (George Clooney cameo appearance on screen)
Feel free to come and join the StatsFolk Discord Community. There you'll find kind-hearted and open-minded individuals to discuss the game with. This is a low-sodium server, so only nice people need apply.
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Main PC: "The Tower"
Short video of The Tower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-IF5ORuL2I
Auxiliary PC Used for streams away from the desk (kitchen, garden, etc)
World of Warships mods I use, in the order they appear in the Aslain installer, which can be found at Aslain.com. I am a Patron of Aslain's to support this amazing installer. It is significantly better than the official Modstation in many ways. If you use it, please support Aslain with a few dollars.
(Above selection from Aslain CompList.log file on 30th Mar 2024, Game update 13.2)
Got questions? Please do ask Stats about any of these mods. Here is a highlight from October '22 of Stats running through some of these quickly on stream: Mods Rundown
Several of these mods are made by TTaro ( Smoke Marker, Numerical Battery, Adv Torp Marker, and many more). If you use TTaro's mods and like them, consider sending a little thank you: https://ko-fi.com/ttaro
This is a relaxed, calm community. I want my stream and associated spaces (such as Discord) to be safe places where people can chill out. However, here are a few rules I need to set out in case I ever need to point at them. By engaging with this channel, you implicitly agree to these rules:
1) This is a mature channel 🔞🔞🔞. If you are under 18, please come back when you aren't. If you're watching with your kids, that's on you as their guardian. 🔞🔞🔞 2) No backseating. Please don't tell Stats what to do unless he asks for help. Rhetorical commentary is not a request for help. 3) Don't Call Stats "Bro" Please don't address me using terms such as "bro, bra, bruv, bruh, buddy, pal, friend, mate, cuz, or fam". I don't like it. Please call me "Stats". 4) Discussion Polite discussion is encouraged. All messages must meet the Twitch TOS. Please listen to mods if they tell you to stop. Steer clear of geopolitics. 5) No Play Requests I don't generally play with viewers - there are tens of thousands of you and one of me. If I want people to play with, I will ask. Sometimes you will see me play with my friends. I'm not being rude, I just can't have thousands of people asking me to play with them, and I also can't risk people breaking Twitch or game TOS while with me. I hope you understand. In WOWS, I don't usually do ship requests, but it will be clear when I'm asking for suggestions. 6) No business or channel promotion in chat without prior agreement. This includes Wargaming. Stats can be contacted by email (linked above) or Discord (!discord in chat).
Twitch chat is not a public space. Everyone is invited to hang out, but Stats and the channel moderators reserve the right to exclude anyone who spoils the enjoyment for others.
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All graphical and musical assets are created by me, licenced by me, or used with permission of the creator. If you feel I have used an asset without permission, please contact me.
As far as possible, all content creators you hear/see on my stream as alerts will be shouted out in chat when the alert plays unless they've asked me not to. They're all amazing streamers, go and give them a watch.
