I'd like to assure you every single penny I've collected through my donation page goes towards my incredibly important life goals. There's a lot of them, but to name few:
Eat pizza
Devour pizza
Consume pizza
Ingest pizza
Munch on that pizza
Any% pizza
Rule the world as one and only Lord of Pizza
As you can see, my goals are quite important not only to me, but for the sake of the world. Pizza is such tasty thing without my intervention everyone would've do nothing but eat it leading to world's fatness crisis. It's unbearable thought so I've decided to be your martyr and save your "six pack" from unhealthy amounts of fat by emptying global stocks of pizza.
click here to donate for my cause!