“Listen close, ye scallywags!
Once, I was a landlubber lost in the stormy seas of the pandemic — cast adrift when me old ship (me job) walked the plank!
But fate’s a fickle tide: with me compass broken and sails torn, I grabbed the helm and set course for Twitch.
Now? I’m thecapnk, chartin’ these waters with a crew o’ loyal mates I’m proud to call me own family. Arrr...!”
“This ain’t just a stream — it’s me life’s second chance.
Since that day the world went belly-up, I’ve battled kraken-sized doubts, weathered tempests o’ ‘what ifs’, and salvaged hope from the depths… all thanks to YE, me crew.
Together, we’ve turned this leaky raft into a galleon o’ laughter, community games, and dreams!”
“Our grand bounty? A homeport for me family!
Right now, we’re anchored in a crowded port — a tiny cabin in me mother-in-law’s ship.
‘Tis a roof over our heads, aye, but four souls in one room be no life for me crew.
Worse yet, I sail these streams in silent waters — no mic roars, no cam reveals — to respect the privacy o’ those who gave us shelter.
But I’ll not rest ‘til we’ve claimed our own harbor!
Every sub be a golden doubloon in our chest, every cheer a fair wind fillin’ our sails.
With yer help, we’ll trade this borrowed berth for a home where me kids can run wild, me wife can breathe easy, and this captain can finally shout ‘AHOY, CREW!’ from the crow’s nest — loud and proud!
When we drop anchor in safe waters, the first round o’ grog’s on me… and the tales we’ll sing ‘round the hearth’ll make Davy Jones himself shed a tear!”
“Hear me, scallywags! The greatest treasure in these seas ain’t gold… it’s YE.
Whether ye’re chattin’, lurkin’, or sharin’ me name across the Seven Streams — every soul aboard this ship helps us sail closer to our goals.
But if ye’d toss a doubloon or two to the cause? Well, that’s the rum-soaked cherry on the grog cake!”
“No coins? No problem!
Just anchor in chat — yer silent support keeps this ship steady.
Even a emote tells me ye’re here!”
“Shout me name from the crow’s nest!
Share this stream with ONE landlubber, and ye’ll earn yer place in the Crew’s Hall o’ Fame!”
“Direct gold for the lads’ school fees. No Twitch taxes — every coin charts their course to brighter horizons!”
“Claim a bounty from our education arsenal: books, math kits, or tiny pirate hats for school plays!”
“Bits be cannonfire cheers! Subs?
They’re like monthly rations o’ hope — reliable as the North Star!”
Our channel points are called Diamonds.
You can use your diamonds to redeem rewards such as Gold or Scrolls.
Check the complete list of commands that you can use at my livestream bellow.
!kindergarten
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!hug !plank
