Hey! I’m The Coffee Colonist—your friendly, balding RimWorld story guy with a love for Yorkshire Terriers and strategic disaster.

I stream RimWorld and other colony/strategy games, telling the tales of every wild, doomed colonist while caffeinated and slightly sleep deprived. Expect dry humor, lots of chat interaction, and the occasional Yorkshire Terrier cameo (Harris says hi).

Grab your coffee, join the chaos, and help me keep these poor colonists (sort of) alive.

Want to make things harder or build your own colonist in the game? With Twitch Toolkit, you can—just type !help in chat to get started!

I stream every weekday beginning at 8:30AM Eastern Time (13:30 UTC) and occasionally on Sunday. Expect live RimWorld chaos and surprise streams whenever the colony—or the coffee—demands it.

Check back here, follow the channel, or join the chat for schedule updates and spontaneous survival runs. (And don’t be surprised if Harris the Yorkie makes an unscheduled appearance.)

1. Be kind—no hate, bigotry, or harassment.
2. No spamming or self-promotion.
3. No backseat gaming unless I ask (but RimWorld stories and puns are always welcome).
4. Have fun, sip coffee, and embrace the colony chaos!

Love the stream? Want to help keep the coffee (and colony) flowing?

You can support The Coffee Colonist by:

1. Following the channel and saying hi in chat!
2. Dropping a tip or donation for the stream (never expected, always appreciated).
3. Sharing the stream or your favorite clips on social media.

Every bit of support (from lurks to subs) helps this little colony survive another day.

Thank you for being here—Harris the Yorkie and I appreciate you!

Want to join a group of amazing people who love to love others? Join our discord to get latest updates on the stream and be a part of our growing community!

Welcome to the stream where chat gets to play the puppet master. With the Twitch Toolkit, you can:

1. Vote on in-game events and raids
2. Earn coins as you watch to drop supplies (!purchaselist)
3. Name your own colonist (!joinqueue)
4. Trigger disasters or miracles

Type !ttk in the chat at anytime for a full list of commands and new ways to interact. Want to save (or sabotage) the colony? Now is your chance.

Mayhem is guaranteed.

We are always looking for great music to add to the fun! Want to have your band featured on the stream? Get in touch by sending me an email at: [email protected]

Unextraordinary Gamers (UG) is a community built on support, growth, and shared love of gaming. We bring together creators, gamers, and viewers in a positive space that values collaboration, mental health, and authentic connection.

The Coffee Colony is growing. In order to maintain the loving environment we currently have, we are looking for additional moderators. Be a moderator on our team and receive a Steam gift card every month!