Send Toilet a Thing!
Send something to Toilet! He will not know what it is, but he will open it on stream for your enjoyment! He may not wear it or use it, but he may use it on you later, so there's that!
Also, here's a P.O. Box where you can send me mail (and your underwear):
Taddy Bidet
P.O. Box 152
Wildwood, MO 63038-9998