Why do you say "Your Mom!" jokes so much? -Because I can....
Why are you so cute? -Because I am
Why are you so ugly? -Your mom doesn't think I am ugly
Specs? -Look around... You can find it ;)
Why do you have SUCH AN EGO!!!! >:( -It comes naturally after people say i'm cheating, idk
Can I play with you? -Nobody asks this, I just wanted to boost my ego