Welcome to the Bread Basket. A community for the goofy, by the goofy. If you are not foolish, you will be arrested and tried in a court of law and thrown into a snake pit. You will slowly be melted in a ludicrous lava well. You will be hit repeatedly by dummy sticks. Jump in here and proceed to be kooky. Only the most ridiculous may chat here. Excelsior.
Ask me questions about anything, even if I don't know anything about it. Gimme some sort of improv suggestion for the game I'm playing. Ill try it. Or not. That's Hollywood baby! Commands that might work... !roulette !duel !cancelduel !deny (the duel) !8ball !bingo !slots
Bitch I ain't got time for that. Just like go with the flow, don't have a cow. You know? Just like, get it man. Or I'll karate chop you back to the mother land. Whatever the hell that means.
Do you like Lurkers? -Yes, Lurk all up in my shit. Lurk me up bitch.
What is with all the Garlic Bread stuff? -Garlic Bread is kind of a big deal. If you don't get that...you might be a redneck.
Do you have any tattoos? -No, I do not. If I did, It would probably be a wizard.
Do you like cinnamon rolls? -Why is this even a question? Of course I do, you fucking psycho. Who the flyin' frick doesn't like cinnamon rolls?
Are you legally allowed to drive? -Why the hell would you ask that question?
Are you an immortal being akin to a Vampire? -I can't tell you that
Do you like SciFi shows? -I will hit you if you ask me that again. Of course I do.
Would you eat an entire elephant in one week to gain a super power? -What the effing eff is this question. I don't think it's possible to eat one that fast. What even power would I get? I need more info.
How many forms of ancient combat are you fluid in? -I don't know. Probably 3.
Can I have some of your hair -You trying to clone me brah? Well TOO BAD.
What's your favorite Harry Potter Spell? -Probably the summoning charm "Accio" which summons an object toward the caster. Dummy.
What is the biggest and/or the most dangerous animal you can fight to the death with your bare hands, if you were forced to? -A Cheetah
Do you have to curse so much? -I'm actually holding back 50% of the curses, but I'll try to keep the fucks to a minimum. Shit face.
Pancakes or Waffles? -Now were asking the big questions. I'd have to give it to waffle 55% and pancake 45%
Do you read books? -Ya brah, I have read books. Do you even Project Hail Mary brah?
What character do you use in Super Smash Brothers? -Kirby for life. Dont Fuck with me.
Can you solve a Rubix Cube? -Nope.
Do you have an OnlyFans? -No I don't.
Do you plan to make an OnlyFans? -No I don't
How much for you to make an OnlyFans? -I don't know...but lets talk.
I have a monitor and a mouse and a keyboard. Then there's the magic box where the cords come out. Also there seems to be some sort of ancient symbols on the side. 2080? That's all I can make out through smoke and dust in there. Is that a hamster in there? What is its purpose? Are those demon eyes I see in there? WHY IS SOMETHING ON FIRE!?
If you tip me I guarantee world peace and that all your dreams will come true. I will not show my B hole though, so get that right out of your mind. Stop thinking about it. STOP.
